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A Minor Problem…

PANIC! 

As I write this, a small army of mechanized soda cans are attempting to break into my laboratory.  I built the silly little fucking things some months ago, but forgot about them.  Anyway, for reasons I won’t get into right now, I peed on one of them and that just sent them into a nasty rage.  If they get inside, they will do horrible things with me, not limited to eating me.  Fuck.

Anyway, I think I still have enough grenades in here to blow them into tiny little metal dust particles.  I have to go kill things now.  All for now.

-Sanity, PhD
http://www.SockPuppetsFromHell.com

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