Sex with Robots…

As I write this, some of Earth’s most brilliant minds are hard at work trying to make having sex with an ultra-realistic robot a reality. They could be working on cures for cancer, or AIDS, or other noble causes, but no. They really, really want to have sex with hot robots. In a recent article, Fox News reported on David Levy’s prediction that humans and robots will be legally able to marry by 2050. For those that are too frightened to read it (and you should be), the article explains how and why humans would end up fucking and marrying robots. And if you really, really want to give yourself nightmares, you can read Mr. Levy’s PhD thesis, entitled “Intimate Relationships with Artificial Partners.” Ghaaaa!

But wait, it gets worse. Ananova is reporting that a German aircraft engineer has already developed the world’s most realistic sex robot. According to the inventor, Michael Harriman, the robot has an artificial heart that beats faster during sex, “breathes” faster, and has internal heaters that make parts of the doll get warmer. Harriman goes on to say that, just like the “real thing”, the feet of the doll remain cool and clammy. If you are interested in fucking one of Harriman’s machines, you can buy one for a mere £4000 ($7,900).

An article appearing in a 2006 edition of Britain’s Times, entitled “No sex please, robot, just clean the floor“, explains how many scientists are concerned with ensuring that robots are not built “sexy”. The article quotes a member of the European Ethics Committee as predicting that people will begin having sex with robots within five years and that this may lead to disaster. He worries what the robot will “learn” from the sexual experience and how it will then react. Imagine entire armies of ultra strong, ultra horny robots. Oh boy.

So for all of my loyal readers, most of whom are sex workers of some sort, please begin writing your elected officials and beg them to take action to stop all of this robot fucking before it begins. Because once you fuck a robot, the robot might fuck you. And then, well, we’re all fucked.

Sanity, PhD
www.SockPuppetsFromHell.com

For MORE on Sex with Robots, be sure to check out The Sock Puppet Special Report on Sex with Robots. It’s almost as horrible as this post, but it has more pictures.