Just Another Use for Microwaves…

An Idaho man cut of his own hand with a circular saw, put it in the microwave and cooked it, then called 911 to report his deed. Why did the man do this? Well, he believed that “he bore the mark of the beast.” So, in order to rid himself of Satan, he did what he did. I’ve been saying for years that microwaves could do anything and now this man is only proving my point. Cook food, pop pop corn, and rid body parts of Satan. Technology 1, Demonic Forces 0.

-Sanity, PhD
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