Apple: Proving Kate Moss was Right…

 

By now, most of you have heard that Apple has produced the thinnest notebook ever.  They’re calling it the “Apple Air”, because, I suppose, it’s just a little thicker than air.  At it’s THICKEST point, the damn thing is only .76 inches.  And, the mad scientists at Apple have even found a way to somehow fit an 80 gig hard drive and 2 gigs of RAM into it.

How did Apple do this?  My guess is that they had Kate Moss and some other supermodels do all of the design work.  For years and years, Moss and the rest of the fashion world has been light years ahead in the area of “slimming down”.  Apple must have realized that in order to truly produce something so thin and sexy, they would need to enlist the anorexic voodoo of Kate Moss.  Well, good for them!

My only fear is that rather than crashing or freezing up, this new Apple laptop will begin vomitting who knows what all over the place.  If it’s anything like Kate Moss, it may do this at random times.  It may also become addicted to diet pills and cocaine.  Still, when you look at all the nifty things the Air can do, and what it’s equipped with (including a backlit Keyboard that adjusts itself to the room lighting), it’s well worth the risk.  Thank you Apple and thank you, too, Kate Moss!

-Sanity, PhD
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