Houston, We Have Problems…

So, yesterday, the Space Shuttle Atlantis took off from the launch pad and rocketed into space. Its mission is to deliver parts for the International Space Station. This mission had been canceled, twice, because of “irregular sensor” readings from the fuel tanks. Finally, after a bunch of emergency repairs, they sent the shuttle into space.

Is it just me, or has NASA devolved into a bunch of bumbling idiots who have no fucking clue what they’re doing? Space shuttles are basically heaps of shit that routinely fall apart, malfunction, and, from time to time, blow up. The astronauts, people who used to be considered brave, heroic studs, are now a bunch of drunken, homicidal, crazy fucks. Just a few months ago, NASA admitted that some of their astronauts had shown up drunk. And everybody remembers that crazy bitch who kidnapped a fellow space traveler and then drove across the country wearing diapers. NASA, seriously, WTF?

You’d think with a budget of a few BILLION dollars, that NASA could amount to more than a bunch of drunken crazy people blasting off into space in a heap of junk. But…no. NASA is staffed, apparently, with a bunch of liquored up morons who stumble into work and shoot missiles and other drunken people into orbit. Ever wonder what happened to all those drunk idiots who you went to college with? They all now work at NASA.

-Sanity, PhD
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