You People Frighten Me
I was looking over the website statistics for this site and discovered some pretty disturbing things. One of the stats that is provided to me (by WordPress, who hosts this site) is a listing of search terms that people typed into search engines, resulting in them finding things on my site. The purpose of this stat, or one of them, anyway, is to help me understand what my readers are looking for and how they are finding my site.
The results are horrifying. Here is the list of search terms used to find my site yesterday, 3/10/08.
- cloning
- dog fucking
- time machine
- animals fucking
- dog fucking woman
But wait, it gets worse. Here are the search terms used to find this site TWO days ago, on 3/09/08.
- time machine
- dead dog
- apple air
- back to the future
- dog fucking woman
- fuck woman dog
- fucking korea
- fame having sex
- blackest black
- ugly dead woman
WTF? “Ugly dead woman?” “Dog fucking woman?” Ignoring the fact that I’ve never posted any blogs even remotely close to any of those descriptions, why in the name of all that is sane are people even looking for this shit? Do people really want to read about/watch/research a woman having sex with a dog? And I won’t even try to stress my brain trying to figure out what the hell, “fame having sex” was supposed to be all about.
At any rate, I am frightened. It would appear that at least some of my readers are escaped mental patients. I’m installing extra locks on my door.
-Sanity, PhD
www.SockPuppetsFromHell.com
DoctorSanity@sockpuppetsfromhell.com
April 2, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I have had your site in my favorites for quite a while, but couldn’t remember how I ever found it in the first place. Now I remember.
September 23, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Just wanted to say finally ty, someone agrees, wtf. why would people even think about looking at this shit, woman dogs, omg just that makes me sick alone… !!!! ty for having this site and letting people know how stupid that shit is! And anyone else that might read this and u look at that discusting shit. You must be mental cases sorry but it true. just plum freaking crazy. hope u get some major help, for that messed up mind of yours!!!