We’re All Doomed

The Japanese, apparently, have decided to destroy the Internet, and humanity along with it.  Yamaha, the Japanese based company, has unleashed the ultimate evil; a free-to-download voice synthesizer program that allows users to create vocal tracks, using the voice of a Japanese school girl.  Everybody panic!

The feature, known as Miku Hatsune, part of Yamaha’s Vocaloid Program, lets people create vocal tracks, set to music and everything, using the voice of Saki Fujita, an anime voice actress.  To make matters worse, this abomination of a thing is actually fairly popular.  Already, thousands of people have uploaded You Tube videos featuring the music styling of Miku Hatsune.  It’s horrible.  Absolutely fucking horrible.

Because I am a mean person, I’ve included a sample video clip of this horror below.  Don’t click on it!

We all need to join together and work to stop this terror.  In the history of mankind, I really can’t think of anything worse than this.  Honestly, I never thought I’d hear anything worse than Paris Hilton singing.  I am now mentally damaged because I realize that, yes, there is worse out there.  Much, much worse.  Yamaha is attempting to destroy human civilization.  We must stop them.

-Sanity, PhD
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