Robots for Your Butt…
Yes. Our worst nightmares are now reality; “Self Propelling Probes That Crawl Inside Colon“. Scientists have developed robots that are designed to crawl up your butt, looking for cancer. This method is supposed to be more comfortable and more accurate than current colonoscopy technology. But still…
We now live in a world where robots can crawl up your butt and send back pictures and video of it. We’ve been to the moon, we’ve managed to split the atom, now we can explore your ass with robots. No doubt, this will lead to many great and amazing things in medicine. However, it still terrifies me to the point of shitting myself.
Because now, there are robots that can go up your butt. And what if this technology falls into the wrong hands, which it will. Think about it. What if Iran got hold of this technology? Forget nuking us or waging traditional terror campaigns, they’ll send an army of robots to crawl up our asses. I want to surrender already.
Robots should not crawl up peoples’ butts. That should be one of the Laws of Robotics. Fuck it, let’s make it official. Here are the FOUR Laws of Robotics, courtesy of Asimov and Sanity…
- A robot may not injure a human being, or through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
- A robot must obey all orders given to it by a human being, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
- A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with either the First or Second Laws.
- A robot must not crawl up a human being’s ass. Ever.
I’m going to go lock myself in my lab, now. I wish all of you luck. Watch your asses!
-Sanity, PhD
www.DoctorSanity.com
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PS
I don’t even want to immagine what the adult entertainment industry will do with this technology. If you are currently a porn star/starlet, you may want to consider changing careers. Fast.
