Twitter is a Slut, Not a Whore…

Lately, all the cool kids on the Internet have been having a field day bashing Twitter. Twitter has been having all sorts of technical problems of late and people are starting to get restless. At every turn, Bloggers have been bashing Twitter and the people behind it. What these people fail to realize, however, is that Twitter is a slut and not a whore.

Complaining about Twitter is like complaining about the sex you had with the local bar slut. You do not complain about free sex. Even if it is bad. You only complain about sex you are paying for it. Because, you see, if you are paying for the sex, the person whom you are paying, by definition, is a professional and you expect the sex to be semi-not-bad. But sluts are, essentially, free sex. Do not complain about free sex.

So to all you people bitching about Twitter, please shut the fuck up. Some people are actually using Twitter to bitch about how much they hate using Twitter. STOP IT! One popular blogger raised all sorts of hell the other day bitching about Twitter not enforcing its Terms of Service (TOS). So fucking what!?! It’s a free service! This is like getting all upset when you get syphilis from the bar slut. No one is going to feel sorry for you because 1.) You slept with the bar slut, so what did you expect would happen and 2.) It was free sex.

My point is this; Do not bitch about the quality of a FREE, VOLUNTARY service. If Twitter’s problems, and there are many, are pissing you off, just walk away. Maybe they’ll fix the problems, maybe they won’t. Maybe that bar slut will not throw up in your car, maybe he/she will. It’s the risk you take when you have sex with sluts. And Twitter.

-Sanity, PhD
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