Google Chrome vs The Death Star

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Google and the Imperial Empire both have a lot in common.  Both are big, powerful empires.  Both have endless amounts of money.  And both are equipped with really fucking cool technology.  The Imperial Empire had the dreaded Death Star.  Google, today, will unveil Google Chrome (beta).

Chrome is Google’s very own internet browser and has been in the works for some time.  The company claims that this browser, which is free to download and uses open source technology, will “have minimal design and sophisticated technology.”  That description, I want to point out, could also be used to describe the Death Star.  But Google Chrome will not instill fear into the heart of the galaxy.  It will only help you browse the web.  Here’s a screenshot…

Another difference between the Death Star and Google Chrome is that the Imperial Empire introduced the Death Star by blowing up the peaceful planet of Alderaan.  Google introduced Chrome with…an online comic book.  WEAK!  Google has more money than anyone/anything on the planet (except for OPEC) and they use a fucking ONLINE COMIC BOOK!?!  Hippies….

At any rate, Google Chrome is probably a lot more useful than the Imperial Death Star.  The Death Star was only good for blowing shit up.  Google’s Chrome will, reportedly, be good at doing anything and everything Internet related.  Google says they’ve started from scratch when designing Chrome, and have included only the very best features from other web browsers.

If the Death Star and Google Chrome got into a fight, the Death Star would win.  However, the Death Star can not help you download porn or pirate music or read my blog.  Google Chrome can.

-Sanity, PhD
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